Eckhart Tolle Hypnosis
All it takes is a simple decision...

Eckhart Tolle emails me his Weekly Present Moment Reminders.

Today I’ve received to following gem of the Eckhartian wisdom:

“When you create a problem, you create pain. All it takes is a simple choice, a simple decision: No matter what happens, I will create no more pain for myself. I will create no more problems.”

I’ve been working with people - helping them overcome their problems - for more than two decades.

I guess, for more than two decades I’ve been working in a totally misguided fashion.

I’ve been failing to apply what the great master Eckhart Tolle has reminded my about.

I guess, it finally sank in!

It is my lucky day!

From now on, I will just tell all my clients this:

If you suffer from depression JUST DECIDE to not be depressed.

If you suffer from anxiety JUST DECIDE to not be anxious.

If you are poor JUST DECIDE to be rich.

I will discard all my present promotional materials and replace them with the following slogan:

Come to me, all you who suffer, and I will heal you from all of your ills with one magical utterance!

And how will I do this?

Well, when you enter my office I will ask you to sit in a chair and utter the MOST POWERFUL, MAGICAL, LIFE CHANGING WORDS.


And then, obviously, you will do what I say.

How could you ever fail to?

You will DECIDE to stop suffering and you WILL cease to suffer!

You will do it because it is - as the great master Eckhart Tolle says - UTTERLY SIMPLE.

You would have to be a moron to fail in this matter.

The whole thing will take no longer than 5 minutes!

In 5 minutes you will be FREE!!

Obviously you realize that such a powerful, life changing, healing procedure cannot be offered at a cheep price.

My fee is only $500 per session...

And of course, one session is all that you need - guaranteed.

You know... You don’t even have to come to my office.

Just call me and I will say to you over-the-phone what I have presented above.

Just make sure that you send me $500 via the PayPal before you dial my number.

Enough of the mockery...

In the Eckhart Tolle Hypnosis section of my Toronto Hypnosis Clinic website I’ve spoken of various forms of Eckhartian IDIOCY.

Tolle’s today’s message is just another example of his profound DELUSIONS.

The whole thing baffles me, amazes me, totally surprises me.

Eckhart Tolle has a huge worldwide following.

How can this be?

How can anyone subscribe to such an abysmal NONSENSE?

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